{"product_id":"9781964487250","title":"Mom's Dad Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone loves a good “\u003cb\u003e#1 Dad\u003c\/b\u003e,” but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the \u003cb\u003eexception to the rule\u003c\/b\u003e! It's packed with \u003cb\u003edad joke\u003c\/b\u003e humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a \u003cb\u003emom\u003c\/b\u003e, and yes, she'll make you \u003cb\u003elaugh until\u003c\/b\u003e you cry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile\u003cbr\u003e• A dragon would never explode. A dino might.\u003cbr\u003e• This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.\u003cbr\u003e• What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.\u003cbr\u003e• My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.\u003cbr\u003e• What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.\u003cbr\u003e• My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, “You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water.” I know she means well.\u003cbr\u003e• When I read \u003cb\u003ehorror books\u003c\/b\u003e in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.\u003cbr\u003e• Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.\u003cbr\u003e• My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this \u003cb\u003ejoke book\u003c\/b\u003e, you'll find over 300 \u003cb\u003elines\u003c\/b\u003e like these—original gut-busters and classic groaners—plus QR codes that link to Brett’s \u003cb\u003efunny social media accounts\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brett Belle","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback Trade paperback (US)","offer_id":47704393515230,"sku":"9781964487250","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0425\/4567\/6440\/files\/BNCImageAPI_604157bf-6638-4dea-91bc-89613d1c00da.jpg?v=1763872030","url":"https:\/\/paragraphbooks.com\/products\/9781964487250","provider":"Librairie Paragraphe Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}