Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
Features include:
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
Features include:
- 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
- Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2025
- Spans January–December 2026
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
